HAPPY NEW YEAR (and funnies)! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! !

I hope you all enjoyed a very MERRY CHRISTMAS and in just a few hours it will be the NEW YEAR!!! To celebrate this grand event I am going to post some funny sayings below but first I have a question to ask my readers. I recently wrote a report on Purity and was wondering if you all would like to read it. I will make a poll and once I get five votes then I will decide. Now here are the funnies, enjoy and HAPPY NEW YEAR! ! ! ! :

It's raining, it must be the weekend.

Windows: Just another pane.

When in doubt, mumble.

They say an elephant never forgets, but what's he got to remember?!?

The optimist thinks this is the best of all possible worlds, and the pessimist* fears that is true.
(optimist is someone who always thinks on the bright side and a pessimist is the opposite).

Nothing is ever so bad that it can't get worse.

Disinformation is not as good as datinformation. LOL

I pray you all have a safe NEW YEAR with many blessings to look forward too!

~Social Butterfly